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From the Mid-Hudson Valley Perspective Archive

His words are sharp as any weapon

by Jason Williams, Poughkeepsie

Jason Williams doesn't like hunters - you can tell from his letter. He packed more insults into 155 words than almost anyone I've ever seen.

Here's the list:

Hunters are “poltroons”;

“Sport hunters are malingerers”;

“…most people who enjoy using guns in this manner probably could not preserve strawberries…”;

“intelligence [his] can ultimately prevail over bellicosity [theirs]”;

Hunters are “gun-toting murderers”.

His letter does, however, contain one redeeming statement: “I challenge folks to start preserving and saving life instead.” Funnny thing, though, going back through previous letters, I can't find any where he calls abortionists “murderers”, or condemns their practice at all.

(Posted Friday, December 22, 2006 )   <Read it>