A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley, when he spotted a world-famous heart surgeon in his shop. The heart surgeon was waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike.

The mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hey, can I ask you a question?”

The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle.

The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, “Doctor, take a look at this engine. I can open it up, take valves out, fix ‘em, put in new parts and when I finish it will run just like a new one. So how come I barely make ends meet and you get big bucks for basically doing the same work?”

The surgeon paused and whispered to the mechanic, “Try doing it while it’s running.”

(Posted Wednesday, September 8, 2010 )

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Co-workers sympathized as my mother complained that her back was really sore from moving furniture.

“Why didn’t you wait until your husband got home?” someone asked.

“I could have,” my mother replied, “but the couch is easier to move when he’s not on it.”

(Posted Sunday, September 5, 2010 )   <Read it>

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How can you tell Obamacare has cut into your doctor’s income?

He takes Friday off to play miniature golf.

(Posted Sunday, September 5, 2010 )

An eight-year-old boy says to his dad, “When I grow up, I want to be a musician.”

The dad replies, “Sorry - can’t have it both ways.”

(Posted Sunday, September 5, 2010 )

An older gentleman needed surgery. His son was a renowned surgeon so the man insisted that his own son perform the operation.

As he was about to get the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son.

“Yes, Dad, what is it?”

“Don’t be nervous, son, Do your best and just remember, if it doesn’t go well, if something happens to me, your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife.”

(Posted Friday, September 3, 2010 )

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin plowing.”

Forty minutes later there was another announcement: “Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars please return to class.”

(Posted Friday, September 3, 2010 )   <Read it>

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